Movie Fun House
Joke of the week: A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater.
When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the man, "Sorry, sir, but you're only allowed one seat." The man groaned but didn't budge.
The usher became impatient. "Sir, if you don't get up from there I'm going to have to call the manager." Again, the man just groaned, which infuriated the usher who turned and marched briskly back up the aisle in search of his manager.
In a few moments, both the usher and the manager returned and stood over the man. Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move him, but with no success.
Finally, they summoned the police. The cop surveyed the situation briefly
then asked, "All right buddy, what's your name?" "Sam,"
the man moaned. "Where ya from, Sam?" With pain in his voice Sam replied
"the balcony."
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Trivia Quiz Here is a quiz for all of our Peter Sellers Fans . . . |
For Answers to the questions move cursor over the word ANSWER and look in the Statis Bar at the bottom of your screen. Do Not Click, as it does nothing.
1. In what movie did Peter Sellers play 3 different Male characters? Answer
2. Who were the 3 characters? Answer
3. In what other movie did Sellers play 3 different characters? Answer
4. What country was Peter Sellers born in? Answer
5. What was Peter Sellers characters name in Stanley Kubrick's LOLITA? Answer
6. Sellers plays the character Chauncey Gardener in what film? Answer
7. Sellers won an Oscar nomination (Best Actor) for his role in this movie, But lost to who? Answer
More to come . . .
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